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Three presidents--Carter, Clinton, and G.W. Bush--were on a plane.
President Carter opens the hatch and throws out a hundred dollar bill, and says "I just saved a family."
President Bush opens the hatch and throws out two hundred dollar bills and says "I just saved two families."
President Clinton looks at both of them, opens the hatch, and throws out President Bush, and says "I just saved the world."
President Carter opens the hatch and throws out a hundred dollar bill, and says "I just saved a family."
President Bush opens the hatch and throws out two hundred dollar bills and says "I just saved two families."
President Clinton looks at both of them, opens the hatch, and throws out President Bush, and says "I just saved the world."
