You make one joke about your grandma....

[magnacarta]

Here's a conversation I had with one of my bosses, and the make-up girl.

AMINA (make-up girl): *sings some hip-hop song*

BOB (boss): Hey, stop singing that. My grandma sings better than you.

ME: Yeah? Well, you have a weird grandma.

AMINA: How old is she?

BOB: *mumbles something with seventy-**

ME: It'll be even weirder is it was my grandma singing that.

AMINA: Oh yeah? How old is she?

ME: Well, she's dead XD

BOB: And people say I'm the wacko. Stop laughing.

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So I guess my reputation is done for.